MUKI RÜSTIG - Born to win, Live to loose!

October 01, 2007 @ 10:44 AM

“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when there’s the YAMA family?”

(based loosely on Trainspotting)

Yama’s conquering of the world started a little over ten years ago. DON’T PANIC. Muki is a veteran, a survivor of several battles, and one of the older dogs out there. He’s pushing 30, nevertheless he looks like a “normal” mortal of his generation, even though he hasn’t discarded his uniform—consisting of