Vlad Esaulkov on Tensor

July 16, 2008 @ 9:08 AM - by Deeli

Our current issue slept on baboon Vlad Esaulkov was newly recruited to the European Tensor team. See those axles take a beating! On the US side of things, Filipe Ortiz has also been added to the US branch of the same outfit. On (a bit) related news, a Russian skater-boy called Lenia got run over by a drunken Ladaist on the pavement outside a Moscow night club. The drunk driver paid off the cops and disappeared into the night. Lenia on the other hand broke his pelvis, paralyzed his leg and got massive damage to soft tissues around his body. Luckily, he’s starting to feel his leg now so hopefully he’ll be jumping down stuff sooner than we think.